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Help FuerteJ pick a mail order bride!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Nov 27, 2006.


Which woman should FuerteJ pledge his undying devotion (and one-time only fee) for?

  1. Tatiana

    0 vote(s)
  2. Natalia

    5 vote(s)
  3. Z944 Anna

    1 vote(s)
  4. Elena

    5 vote(s)
  5. R497 Katerina

    1 vote(s)
  6. S846 Anna

    1 vote(s)
  7. Julia

    5 vote(s)
  8. A492 Katerina

    3 vote(s)
  9. Victoria

    5 vote(s)
  10. Ludmila

    3 vote(s)
  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I was talking to my boy FuerteJ on AIM tonight, and he was feeling especially single. So I'm finding him a woman the best way possible...on the Internets!

    Below are links to each girl...vote above. And make sure you read the pink block at the bottom with words from each girl. :D

    I searched ages 22-30, height 5'5"-5'8" and weight 115-140. They're apparently not so creative with names, so any duplicates are listed with their number from the site.

    Tatiana: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001F5469096266.173.230.821164609925

    Natalia: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001F8959096266.173.230.821164609925

    Z944 Anna: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001Z9449096266.173.230.821164609925

    Elena: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001Y6639096266.173.230.821164609925

    R497 Katerina: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001R9479096266.173.230.821164609925

    S846 Anna: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001S8469096266.173.230.821164609925

    Julia: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001U8499096266.173.230.821164609925

    A492 Katerina: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001A4929096266.173.230.821164609925

    Victoria: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001K5729096266.173.230.821164609925

    Ludmila: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001Y7369096266.173.230.821164609925
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    R497 Katrina? She sounds like she should be in the next Terminator flick.
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Look, I'm not trying to steer the votes...but Natalia is a pistol-shooting bellydancer. Where else can you find that?
  4. MCEchan36

    MCEchan36 Guest

    You gotta be kidding me. Has this guy been turned down by EVERY woman in America?
  5. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    First of all, I'm flattered to have been put in this position.

    Natalia is hard to turn down, what with her "engaging in pistol shooting and belly dancing.' But Elena is a journalist, so we'd have that. And she's cute. But she doesn't like pistols. Or creating family, like s846 Anna. Hmm. So many good choices.

    Of course, I'd love to love Julia's inner-world. And Victoria has apparently lost her second half. I'd like to help her find it.

    So many choices. Please, help me.
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Hey, MCEchan, next time leave the bucket of cold water at home instead of throwing it all over the fun.

  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No. That's the guy you work with. :D :D :D

    And Fuerte, it's been my experience that hot Russian girls invariably end up dancing for money at strip clubs. Or so I have heard. So you've got that going for you.
  8. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    Score! Man, that'd mean I would only have to freelance.

    The belly-dancing hooker, I mean, pistol shooter is pretty hard to turn down.
  9. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    No guy should pay to get married. You make the bride's dad do it, then start the mental abuse from the first day. Eventually you've jumped the shark on the sex, then you move on to draining the bank account and the resistance.

    Then you move on.
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Ahhh, spoken like a veteran.
  11. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Just offering helpful advice for people who start down the path of foolishness.
  12. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    I'll keep that in mind once she gets shipped over here.
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