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Help FarmerJ and Dr. J cross the border thread....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by farmerjerome, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Just tell your parents you'll be gone for days if they come up with the cash. I'm sure that will open their wallets quickly.
  2. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    He will accept brown hen eggs as payment and peer deep into Harriet Oleson's cavern in exchange for some of Willie's gumdrops.
  3. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    When Mary went blind, his blatant malpractice should have led to him being drawn and quartered on the show. It would have been an NBC ratings bonanza.
  4. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Maybe Poindexter can lend you the money.

    You'd end up being the only friend he has.
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    After what he said, it would take more than that.
  7. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    I am convinced he was guilty of malpractice more than once. There was actually a really lame episode centered around this. Some 98-year-old woman unexpectedly died after he made a call, so he went back to his office and -- plaintive music wailing -- takes his shingle off the wall and throws his door nameplate in the trash. The townspeople spend the next 47 minutes persuading him to come back and mismanage more patients.

    On an unrelated note, it's been said this completely unimpressive specimen of an actor was a real mackdaddio on the set and picked up a few more skins for his mantel.
  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Part of me regrets having posted a pic of ol' Doc Baker and giving you SportsJournalists.com townspeople a chance to sully his good name.

    Of course, the other part of me's laughing my tail off at the thought of Doc Baker being a playa.
  9. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    I can just imagine him forcing Albert to drive the covered wagon out into the "prairie" -- I assume they didn't film in Minnesota -- where he would have Mary, Nellie, Laura and her sisters undress him from his doctor outfit.
  10. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    That's okay, I'd rather stay home in my apartment with no AC.

    My parents are talking it over.
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Well, you could always tell them you're being inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame--journalists division.

    Would that work?
  12. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Try a cash advance place. You write them a check for however much money you need (plus their fee, not sure how they charge tho). And then they cash the check in two weeks (or something like that).
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