Help Beetus pull a prank

That's brutal.

The only bad thing is that it could get IT involved. And no one wants that.

 

Since when does IT get involved?

 

They'd just tell him to reboot. Which would add to the hilarity.

 

What about calling and asking someone for Amanda Hugnkiss?

 

If I ever find out who you are . . .

 

For a male: I got my girlfriend/wife/hookup/srtripper/dirty tranny prostitute pregnant

For a female: I got knocked up by my husband/boyfriend/mailman/local vagabond.

 

Throw a firecracker stuck in a creme-filled doughnut over the stall when someone goes in, and takes a copy of a newspaper to read, to crap.

Then simply clean up the mess before the janitorial crew comes in. They'll see the bathroom as being cleaner and think they've hired some night-shift help.

A win-win situation.

 

Fixed

 

hilarity ensues.

 

Call and order Sham-Wows for everyone. Cash on delivery.

 

take out a subscription to a beastuality mag for one of your co-workers and give your work address as the delivery site.

 

If you have computer mouses (mice?) with two buttons, reverse the buttons. Docile, yet handy. Gives them fits, costs nothing and usually screws with heads pretty nicely.