Hello again?

Demonstrably, provably.

 

Apparently, I did a better job avoiding JDV than Soccer Boy.

 

Avoid? Why would you want to avoid the best free entertainment the internet offers?

... what's that? I can get porn for free? I retract my previous statement.

 

He's kept you on a string for two weeks, though. Time to punt yet?

 

Nah. I've been kept on a string for longer than two weeks.

Besides, punting is for quitters and socialists. Redistribution of the ball, that's what my pops called it.

 

Welcome back, Gomer.

 

If you push too hard though, you might run afoul of the sheriff.

 

Maybe it's been crazy
And maybe I'm to blame
But I put my heart above my head
We've been through it all
And you loved me just the same
And when you're not there
I just need to hear

 

I don't know this Rivas fellow, but I can't imagine him being more annoying.

Of course, he'd also have to be unintentionally hilarious to look back on.

Oh and Dools, I fetched you guys beers 13 years ago. How about some fine Canadian whiskey?

 

You're right. It is much more fun when the village idiot comes to you, not when you go to him.