Hell hath no fury

Like a stomach virus ... :-X

I've had this thing for going on three days, now. I feel good in the morning, but after I eat and move around a bit, the diahrea sets in.

The weirdest thing is, my fever only shows up in the evening. Last night, I was sporting a nice 101 temp; felt fine this morning, and now I'm pushing 100 again.

The only thing I've eaten today was pancakes for breakfast, a (very small) plate of veggies with ranch and some of my daughter's b'day cake. Ate no supper last night, nor tonight.

I'll lose about 10 pounds this weekend, I'm guessing.

Someone call Inky to come shoot me.

PS: Sorry for the gross topic, but I figured you guys could make fun of me feel better.

 

I thought this would the Elizabeth Edward thread. Sorry you're sick.

 

Begs to differ.

 

Well struck.

 

These guys also have an opinion on the matter.

 

You should think about treating your digestive system a little more gently and follow the BRAT diet--Bananas, applesauce, rice and toast.

 

Dr. Mom gave me that advice last night. I started with some Activia yogurt. I'm hitting the rice today for lunch.

 

Wouldn't that be the "BART" diet?

 

I was attempting to be funny since it was listed out of order: Bananas, applesauce, rice and toast.

 

No relief. Heading to the doctor, this morning. Wouldn't be surprised if they put me in the hospital.

 

I thought this was going to be a thread about that crazy woman who took out a Times Square billboard to out the married guy who kicked her to the curb after a 10-year affair.