Helio Castroneves indicted for tax evasion

Standard for federal criminal defendants, no matter what they're accused of.

 

"Hey, chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?"

"Bork, you are a federal agent! You represent the United States government! Never end a sentence with a preposition!"

"Oh, uh...you know that guy in whose camper they... I...I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?"



Sorry man, just had to do that.

 

Frankly, I'm surprised we don't hear more stories like this: athletes squirreling money away in some foreign country as a tax dodge.

Wonder if Helio and Wesley Snipes will be bunkmates...

And Double J, well played. ;D

 

Acquitted on six of the seven charges, hung jury on the other.

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/racing/indycar/news/story?id=4077286

 

Whoooooooooooooooo!

Sorry, Will Power. Here's your travel game of Kerplunk as a parting gift.

 

Third car, maybe? Hate to see the best name in racing sidelined. Of course, Vision Racing could start a 25th team for him to help fill out the field at Indy ...

 

Power gets to run this weekend as well as Indy. Said he knew what he was getting into when he signed to be the fill-in guy.

 

Hell, if I have no ride for that season and someone offers me even ONE week in Penske equipment, I'm grabbing onto that with all I've got.

It worked out for all involved, and yes, Power should get another ride somewhere. I was stunned when I found out he didn't have one.