Helen Thomas interview proves why the press is loathed

Hey foof, you lack clarity in what you want done with the thread.
Foof, meet foot.

 

You're well into your Irish Whiskey, aren't you?

 

Little bunny foo foo hopping through the ... wait, what?

 

Digress, please tell your fucking cat to stop slobbering on my screen. Thank you.

 

Not to worry Scribe. My cat, who does not fuck by the way, loathes you and actually is licking someone else's screen.

 

those are some deep feelings for a cat.

 

Well, you know. When she's not licking her own private areas. She is actually a good judge of character.

 

Emma Goldman. Elizabeth Gurley Flynn. Clara Lemlich. Mother Jones. Many others.

Helen Thomas?

 

There's an sjleft.com?

When's the next meeting? Where are out t-shirts?

 

Ahem. Warm-up jackets.

I've put off buying a new coat for years now, waiting.

 

So that's why she ignores Stan

And most cats are excellent judges of character.

 

If she has that kind of stamina, why would she ever lick the screen?