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helen mirren loved her some coke

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jps, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. jps

    jps Active Member


    (from the ap)

  2. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member


  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Switch "cocaine" for "oil" and "Nazi" for "Arab."
  4. jps

    jps Active Member

    like this?
    I don't get it.

    "I loved oil. I never did a lot, just a little bit at parties. But what ended it for me was when they caught (an) Arab ... hiding in South America and living off the proceeds of being a(n) oil baron.

    "And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place, and I saw how my little sniff of oil at a party had an absolute direct route to this f***ing horrible man in South America."
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    So, Xan is Helen Mirren? Wow.
  6. jps

    jps Active Member

    damn. never knew xan looked that hot in a two-piece, still. that's impressive.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Xan's got great boobs for a 63-year-old.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    And a tighter ass, and an even prettier mouth ... or so I've been told.
  9. jps

    jps Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    But I'm sure Mirren can suck a golf ball through a garden hose a whole lot better than ever could pretend to.

    That said, I wouldn't mind partying with Mirren, Winehouse and Courtney Love ...
  11. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    You can have winehouse and love...I'll take Dame Helen. She's far too old (and good) for you, anyway
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I thought the Queen mother was more your type, sonny.
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