helen mirren loved her some coke

d_b?

(from the ap)

 

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b27002_helen_mirren_clarifies_her_candor.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories

 

Switch "cocaine" for "oil" and "Nazi" for "Arab."

 

like this?
I don't get it.


"I loved oil. I never did a lot, just a little bit at parties. But what ended it for me was when they caught (an) Arab ... hiding in South America and living off the proceeds of being a(n) oil baron.

"And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place, and I saw how my little sniff of oil at a party had an absolute direct route to this f***ing horrible man in South America."

 

So, Xan is Helen Mirren? Wow.

 

damn. never knew xan looked that hot in a two-piece, still. that's impressive.

 

Xan's got great boobs for a 63-year-old.

 

And a tighter ass, and an even prettier mouth ... or so I've been told.

 

But I'm sure Mirren can suck a golf ball through a garden hose a whole lot better than ever could pretend to.

That said, I wouldn't mind partying with Mirren, Winehouse and Courtney Love ...

 

You can have winehouse and love...I'll take Dame Helen. She's far too old (and good) for you, anyway

 

I thought the Queen mother was more your type, sonny.