Heidi Montag: STFU

I don't think you can make poo out of his username tho. But BYH and slappy are experts at turning usernames against people.

 

Well, I do have my choice of usernames.

 

Everyone around here knows my guilty pleasure is Us.

Well with this chick and 'LC' on the cover every other week, I had to check out The Hills to see what all the fuss was about.

That this show is a hit?... "The dumbing down of America" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Sample dialogue from The Hills:

LC: Why did you like want to like talk or something?

Heidi: I don't know, I like thought you were mad.

LC: Like about what?

Heidi: I don't even know.

LC: Oh, like I'm just so over it.

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???

 

Like, fnord.

 

That magazine might have been the one I saw in the checkout line one day, with an article in which she pretty much admitted she doesn't have an original part left on her.

And all that work helped her about as much as it did Tori Spelling.

 

That video was pathetic. I have a better chance of tearing up the music world, and lord knows I'm no singer.

 

How's your rack?

 

C. U. N. T.

 

Can't Use No Talent?

 

Whatever definition pleases you, sir.

 

I've never watched that horrible show she's on and I have no desire to hear her horrible music...but I find Heidi Montag hot, hot, HOT. I know she's got fake everything, probably a nightmare personality and an IQ that's doubtlessly around room temperature...but I would like to do dirty things with/to her.
I feel better for confessing this.