Heidi Montag: STFU

So what's the big deal about her? She stars on a faux-reality show (and 99% of reality shows are crap to begin with), had a bit of plastic surgery that didn't really do that much to improve her and she has a bad attitude from what I gather. As Sean Connery once said: I'm waiting to be impressed!

 

I don't have a sound card on my work comp. And I'm OK with that because I like boobs.


Don't know how she sounds, but I know the director of the video is a complete hack. Aside from blatantly ripping off Madonna, the director obviously doesn't know a damn thing about lighting. Use a fucking reflector to brighten up those shadows, motherfucker! It's fucking basic!

 

Her boyfriend shot it...with what looked like a home video cam.

 

Well, then her boyfriend sucks too. He really should take a class before he shoots their sex tape. I want production value, dammit!

 

Nice rack.

 

Her boyfriend might be the biggest douche on television and that's saying a lot considering Chris Berman is on tv.

 

I'm always wary of "celebrities" who I would have no idea who they were unless it was for TMZ, US Weekly and E!

Never seen the show, never seen anything she's "done" and never will...

At least until the sex tape comes out...

 

I couldn't make it all the way through. I really tried. Really did. Maybe it was the same hand motion every five seconds, maybe it was the cheesy camera shots, or maybe it was the song. I don't know and it doesn't really matter. Because that's awful. That's awful in a way that makes normal awful look mediocre.

 

IJAG has no idea why she just kicked her chair over.

 

The bolt-on Double D's are a dime a dozen. I think if you've heard of this girl before this thread, you need to re-evaluate how you spend your free time.

 

You have no idea.

I can think of few people in whose opinion I would put less stock than Mr. Echan.