Heaven really ISN'T too far away now. Jani Lane dead

Cherry die?

 

The dance at the beginning of the Down Boys video is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things in MTV history.

 

Dr. J's comment was that Warrant should have been arrested for their music. :

I loved Warrant. Along with Def Leppard, they were one of my favorite hair metal bands.

I watched Lane's season of Celebrity Fit Club, and you could tell he had some serious alcohol issues. I'm betting this is drug related.

 

The Rock loved the pie as much as Jami. Thank God The Great One didn't let the cherry pop on his tastebuds.

 

These men would like to have a word with you.

 

SMOOOTH UP IN YA!!!!!!!!!!

Round about '94 or so, when I was at Ball State, we'd get stoned and go make fun of one of our buddies' CD collection. The Bullet Boys was always go-to material.

 

Sheriff Tom Brady and Deputy Hedge must've finally realized he was sitting in that tree.

 

Easily one of the most accidentally hilarious songs in history. Any time I hear those opening lyrics screaming by that shirtless drag queen I laugh my ass off.

 

I just figured out that she's the female JDV

 

An old friend from high school who genuinely still likes all the shitty hair metal bands posted 'RIP Mr. Jani Lane' as his facebook status. I thought it might've been his neighbor or something. Oh my god, completely forgot about this guy/band.

 

I'll see your Bullet Boys "Smooth Up in Ya" and raise you an "Up All Night"

 

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