'Heathers' sequel? How will SJ.com handle it?

According to the newest issue of Entertainment Weekly:

"According to Winona Ryder, she and Heathers scripter Daniel Waters -- both at work on the dark comedy Sex and Death 101 -- are drumming up a sequel to the 1989 cult classic. "I've been (arguing), 'There's Heathers in the real world!" she says. "We have to keep going!"

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Be nice... Winona needs work... ;D

 

Then she can do a movie about a washed-up actress who takes to shoplifting.

I'm sure she could find inspiration.

 

I believe the term "I will now light myself on fire" was invented for moments like this.

 

How the fuck are they going to pull this off? Winona has aged in dog years.

Is Martha Dumptruck still even alive?

 

BYH, I was thinking more "I just threw up a little in my mouth."

 

A little?

 

Yes. Despite getting run over in her wheelchair numerous times.

 

What's your damage, Winona?

 

Her 30-something shoplifting bullshit angst now has a body count.

 

Well, if Winona ends up dead in the next week or so, I never read this thread.