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Headline of the year candidate

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, May 23, 2017.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    AnalTech gets it in the end.
     
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  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    The RAM truck didn't understand "no means no".
     
  3. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That driver sure was an ass.
     
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    He was the
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  6. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Then there's this one:
     
  7. Donny in his element

    Donny in his element Well-Known Member

    I know I'm joining at the tail end of this pun party, but got to at least take this one to the rim, for posterior...I mean, posterity:

    The headline is an understatement (add colon): Didn't just ram him (add semicolon); looks like he rectum.
     
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Rectum? He damn near killed him!
     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Also ... AnalTech? Who the fuck named that company?
     
  10. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    U.S. captain Julie Inkster: 'I just don't think we get really the respect we deserve'

    (Other than misspelling her first name, what's her point?)
     
  11. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    Stinker of the Week, etc. ...

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  12. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    They sound like sore loosers to me.
     
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