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Headed to Miami, what should my Caruso phrase be when I get off the plane?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Bubbler, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    For the first time ever, it's going to be the Super Bowl of Bubbler ... I'm Miami-bound a week from now. Get your cameras out, Steve Sabol, and shoot my good side.

    There's no way in hell I am getting off my plane without uttering a David Caruso-like phrase the minute I step on to the tarmac. Any suggestions?

    I might as well get this one out of the way ...

    It's time ... (doff the black sunglasses) ... to get a fucking haircut!

  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Mr. Wolf, it's time . . . (take off sunglasses) . . . to go to Wal-Mart!
  3. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Donde está (whip sunglasses off) las mujeres blancas?
  4. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    What is that smell?

    Horse crap..... or (shades go on) bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shit?

  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Actual quote, according to IMDB.com, seems fitting: You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".
  6. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    *with a cigar in your hand* "Welcome to Paradise"
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Expand your horizons, Bubble Bobble:

    Party in the city where the heat is on
    All night on the beach till the break of dawn
    Welcome to Miami
    Buenvenidos a Miami
    Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on
    All night on the beach till the break of dawn
    I'm goin to Miami
    Welcome to Miami
  8. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Find the nearest dock, stare down some poor guy in a dingy and utter, "We have ourselves a floating crime scene."

  9. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Bubbler has arrived. It looks like Miami just got .... (glasses on) a little hotter.
  10. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Bubbler....(glasses on)....on A&E.
  11. John

    John Well-Known Member

    (Head turned down and to the right, as always) Where all the white women at?
  12. NDub

    NDub Guest

    Or what Caruso just said tonight....

    (sunglasses taken off in the previous seconds) "Frank, don't move......."

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