HBO's Hard Knocks: Miami Dolphins

How the hell am I supposed to know? I didn't know who Les Brown was until I watched Hard Knocks yesterday.

 

My favorite Chad Johnson story from the opener was second-hand. When one of the QBs (Tannehill, I think) said he asked him where he was going after practice one day, and Johnson said "I don't know, but I'll probably be open."

 

HBO needs to change their script.The show has become too predictable. It seems like they always playing up the aging veteran trying to make the team and the young player with hot wife.

No doubt it's why The Dolphins would have brought in Johnson.

 

Now, Johnson says he's done with the media after watching that first episode.

Uh huh....sure....

 

Ohcho... uh... Johnson is about the only enjoyable thing for me, but it's easy to see why people can't stand him. Tannehill's wife isn't nearly as hot as the tease they threw in with the Dolphins cheerleaders.

 

Uh, why?

All they did when I watched was crack up like hyenas at every dumbass joke he was trying to make. Reminded me of the way people used to giggle like school girls while Bob Knight insulted for 20 minutes.

 

So much for what we said about Chad Johnson being harmless:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/sfl-dolphins-chad-johnson-arrested-081112,0,751890.story

 

He is in the hoosegow - - but he is still open. That's what he told Tannehill, no?

Tough to thread a ball through those crossbars.

 

I mentioned this on the NFL thread, too. On the one episode I saw, Johnson is leaving the Dolphins' facility and he actually guarantees that he's going to get himself arrested. Maybe it wasn't the day, but at least he was true to his word.

 

Nice of the Dolphins to promise to bail him out:

 

Jay Glazer reporting the Dolphins released Chad Johnson. Can't wait to see how Hard Knocks handles this.

 

Would anyone here kick her out of bed for eating crackers?