Have zero idea what to do after running over a skunk (seriously)

Cancel it out with Miller High Life, the skunkiest beer going.

 

Nice.
Good work.

 

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1827,147168-240205,00.html


ROAST SKUNK
Printed from COOKS.COM

□ 1 skunk, scent bag removed
□ 2 sliced carrots
□ 1 c. clear soup
□ 1 tsp. onion juice

Dissolve 1 bouillon cube in 1 cup hot water. Skin, clean, and remove scent bag from skunk. Parboil in salted water 15 minutes. Drain off water. Then place meat in fresh water and steam until tender, about 1 hour. Transfer to roasting pan and put in oven at 375 degrees. Add 1 cup of clear soup, 2 sliced carrots and 1 teaspoon of onion juice and cook uncovered for 2 hours.

Bon appetite!

 

Whut kinda boullion cube?

 

Try baking soda.

Or trade in the car.

 

The auto parts store sells a lemon flavored spray product in a can that you spray into your car and it rids your car of the skunk smell. It happened to me. It comes in through your vents especially if you have your fan on in your car on your heating and cooling unit. So that's how it got in your car. This lemon stuff is the only cure. Go to the auto parts store and ask for it. They will know what I am talking about.

 

Collectively, this has been a very funny week for SportsJournalists.com. Keep up the good work.

 

Sorry, man. You've got to go bury that car in the backyard and never speak of it again.

 

UPDATE-
Car still parked in driveway.
And it still stinks. Horribly.
Been too busy to go to the auto parts store. Actually, I decided I might make a game of all of this and see how long it takes for it to go away on its own.

Also, my wife is not amused by any of this, as she went to get the mail today, walked out past the car, came back in and said "you better do something about that smell, seriously, it is awful."
I looked up from my laptop, not being able to think of anything better and said, "the skunk is in a better place, why are you turning this into a negative."

She was pissed and walked away.

 

http://www.ehow.com/how_5072907_remove-skunk-odor-car.html

 

There are some great comebacks available, if you're willing to be slapped. Hard.