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Have You Ever Won The Lottery?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KevinmH9, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    "Entire Family Killed in Christmas Rampage"
     
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  2. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    WHen I say he went nuts, I meant he was overjoyed at the thought of winning all that cabbage. Once he realized it was a hoax, he simply sat down, shook his head and carried a look of severe disappointment the rest of the day.

    No injuries reported.
     
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  3. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I know the feeling. I had it done to me and I in turn did it to someone else. It's a great gag.
     
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  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    One of my writers was giddy until I explained that a nine of diamonds mixed in among a jack, 10, eight and seven of hearts does not constitute a $50,000 straight flush on a Texas Hold 'Em scratch-off.

    (EDIT: No payoff on a straight.)
     
  6. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    I heard there were several winners at one law enforcement facility:



    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=172283&title=lottery
     
  7. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    i think the fake winning tickets are cruel and would cheer someone who bloodied the nose of the giver
     
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