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Have you ever heard your woman pass gas? To the women: Why hide it?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, May 25, 2007.

  1. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    You all are REALLY making me not want to EVER have kids.
     
  2. Shit, you forget all about it once the kid arrives.

    Like I said, I forgot all about the nine-months of hell. It's all-kid, all the time now.
     
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, well, it ain't nothing but fun after they're born.

    My mom, a nurse, told me kidney stones and childbirth are the two most painful things going. I do not doubt her for a second.


    Doc tells me he's doing an episiotomy - no way I spelled that right - because the tissue is tearing.
    "Uh, aren't you supposed to do that to prevent the tissue from tearing?"
    "I sort of missed on that. Don't worry. I'll make it nice and tight."

    Fucking comedian. He's stuffing shit back in there and sewing away and just having a grand old time.
    We went elsewhere for No. 2.
     
  4. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Ditto. No farting and no using the bathroom (if I can help it) if other women are in the restroom.
     
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    So what the hell do you do when you all go in there in groups? I always thought it was a massive pull my finger game.
     
  6. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Oh.. that's a big no no..I will NOT use the bathroom if another woman is in the restroom. I don't like to do anything in a public restroom, but that's a BIG no-no.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    so then you'd be the wrong person for him to ask then
     
  8. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Many gal's bathrooms have couches and such. We chat. We talk. We hold each other's bags. We offer support.
    :)
     
  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    You play pull my finger and then, before you flush, holler "HEY COME GET A LOAD OF THIS ONE!"

    Do not deny it. We have it on tape somewhere.
     
  10. What's funny about southern girls is I always thought Scarlett's "case of the vapors" meant that she had to fart ... apparently I was wrong.
     
  11. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    I thought I was the only one with the public restroom issue. Glad to know I'm not alone.
     
  12. KG

    KG Active Member

    Funny how the women's restroom can be such a social place, but it really is (when you go in there with friends that is).
     
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