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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by SockPuppet, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Just got my Golf Digest in the mail. The cover photo is Obama kneeling to study a putt with Tiger over his shoulder. Cover headline: 10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.

    Let's play: Provide your own 10 tips from Tiger to Oabma.

    I got 3:
    Never let your wife use your cell phone.
    Escorts tend not to kiss and tell.
    Unlike in golf, always try to improve your lie.
     
  2. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Leave your clubs at the course.
    Keep an extra pair of shoes in the Escalade.
    (Apologies to Shaggy): Say it wasn't you.
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Don't hit a tree or fire hydrant when you're driving.
     
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Don't have an affair with a white woman.
     
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    There's two ways to approach a tree. This way...

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    ...is much cheaper and easier than this...

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  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Never leave it short of the hole.
    When you swing, always be concerned about how you follow through.
    When looking at a hole for the first time, measure the risk and rewards it offers.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    --The 19th hole is fine. The 20th, not so much.
    --The long game is very overrated.
    --Never forget the head cover
     
  8. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Marry for show, cheating costs dough
     
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    When you're going for a hook-up imagine what the tabloids will say if/when it is found out. Any sentence that includes cocktail waitress/nightclub hostess/reality show contestant won't boost your profile. Much better to hook up with a non-profit coordinator/medical researcher/librarian (who has a slammin' body).
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Don't abuse your Caddy.
     
  11. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    Never come home from a round of golf with lipstick on your pants.
     
  12. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Or your putter.
    Don't say, "I'm going to play a few holes." Say, "I'm going to play golf."
    Yeah, I figured he knew that.
     
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