Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Racist Jesus

It sounded like he made up the hometown on the spot.

 

"When my father came back from the Korean War, his brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. So, they put him in a nut house for five years. When he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more. He thought he was God, which made me Jesus. This shit got pretty heavy." -- Tyrone, "DC Cab"

 

Damn. Can't help but smile on this one. Outstanding.

 

"I don’t want to spoil it for all of you, but Kai’s third appearance in the clip, around the 1:30 mark, is one of the greatest things I have ever seen, and should be studied by historians for centuries."

What was so wild at 1:30? The "suh-MASH" part?
I was expecting something completely over the top.

Great stuff, though. Especially the uncensored interview.

 

smash, smash, SMASH!
that was outstanding.

 

More about Kai, including his FB page:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022316042

 

More about Kai, including his supposed rape and now the murder he's a suspect for.

http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2013/05/drifter_internet_figure_sought.html

 

Death was by blunt force trauma.

So... smash, smash, suh-mash.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to leave my aviator avitar alone. (DYAC)

 

He's innocent.

 

It seems racist Jesuses might not be the only people Kai liked to smash-smash-SU-MASH!
He was arrested for murder in the death of a New Jersey lawyer. Kai claims he was raped.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Kai_the_Hitchhiker_an_internet_sensation_wanted_for_murder_in_NJ.html

If Kai from Dogtown isn't on the up and up, what chance do any of us have?

 

'Kai the Hitchhiker' arrested at Center City bus depot for NJ murder

Convicted in print already. Guess that wraps this up.