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Hasselhoff roast on NOW

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mb, Aug 15, 2010.

  1. mb

    mb Active Member

    here we go
  2. mb

    mb Active Member

    " ... but David is MORE than just a terrible actor."
  3. mb

    mb Active Member

    Listen ... Hulk ... it's the sound of a 19-year-old's balls hitting your ex-wife's chin.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Hey look, it's Pam Anderson's tits."

    "I'm not saying Hasselhoff is a disaster, but an oil-covered pelican just flew out of your ass."
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "The only difference between Hasselhoff and Hitler is Hitler knew when his career was over."
  6. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    It certainly has been a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man . . . who does not exist.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Should have saved this one for the Mel Gibson roast.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Hulk's daughter Brooke has blossomed into a fine young man."
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Holy shit Whitney Cummings is HILARIOUS.

    "Pam Anderson, you've had sex with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just go ahead and drink a vial of Magic Johnson's blood."

    "Hulk, everything I just said about Pam, it also applies to your daughter."
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    He had an important job on Baywatch... his job was to kill boners...
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    And Seth McFarlane is killing...
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Her vagina is like Clorox 2... safe for whites, but really made for colored...
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