harper's island: who's doin it? (updated)

born of the original discussion, here's the harper's island reverse dead pool.

the general idea is to pick out the killer (assuming there's just one). post your first choice. pick just one - no "maybe it's this one, but maybe it's that one." it's like an all-area team's mvp. just man up and pick one.

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the players, as far as we know em:
(for a look at who the heck these people all are, bios/photos at http://www.cbs.com/primetime/harpers_island/bio/)

abby - the good girl
beth barrington - the single girl
cal vandeusen - the outsider
chloe carter - the flirt
christopher sullivan - the best man
danny brooks - the college buddy
henry dunn - the groom
j.d. dunn - the black sheep
jimmy mance - the old flame
katherine wellington - the stepmother
madison allen - the flower girl
maggie krell - the wedding planner
malcolm ross - the hustler
nikki bolton - the biker chick
richard allen - the brother-in-law
shane pierce - the townie
shea allen - the maid of honor
thomas wellington - the father of the bride
trish wellington - the bride

didn't do it
uncle ben - the uncle (chummed)
uncle marty - the other uncle (chopped)
priest - the, uh, priest (beheaded)
kelly seaver - the outcast (hung)
lucy daramour - the socialite (human torched)
hunter jennings - the other man (shotgunned)

can't see how they'd be doin it
charlie mills - the sheriff (unless it's a severe split personality thing)
joel booth - the nerd (he's probably dead ... but was it a fake-out so he can run around killing everyone now?)

 

Re: harper's island: who's doin it?

I never made it to the second commercial.

I was thinking more Twin Peaks but I thought it was more 90210.

 

Re: harper's island: who's doin it?

then you didn't get to see uncle marty hacked in half.

(and you know even less who did it than the rest of us. )

 

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Maggie Simpson did it.

An interesting game. I'll ponder it for a couple days then make my first "real" choice.

 

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I'm still going with Jimmy Mance!

 

Re: harper's island: who's doin it?

Obvious answer: The bride-to-be and her fiance. ;D

 

Re: harper's island: who's doin it?

These guys are doing it:

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/68771/

 

Re: harper's island: who's doin it?

related thread - not a d_b. pay attention, newbie.

 

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My first round pick is the groom. Second round pick: the good girl. I figure these two at least are likely to last a bit. But I've got to think the producers have a big curve ball to throw. It's never someone obvious, it's usually someone "shocking," the manner of deaths so far seem to preclude a woman (sorry, but its true), so I'm guess it's probably more than one person and one of those killed will actually come back from the dead at the end.

 

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I'm going to guess that WON'T be Harry Hamlin.

 

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Yeah, and the guy feeding the fish is in pretty rough shape, too.

 

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And I'll be pissed if the opening scene of the guy under the boat who we all assumed was Cousin Eddie or whatever turns out to be some random guy and it turns out the killer is Cousin Eddie after all.