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Happy Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    If you must give flowers, try an orchid.
     
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    no sex? You clearly don't know what men want. ;)
     
  3. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    And that's why the ladies love Sweet Baby Jones.
     
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    Jones--beautiful work, although any woman worth her oysters and fries would rather reciprocate than watch a dopey movie.
     
  5. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    I'm sure there will be plenty of flogging the dolphin. I hope Buck doesn't get jealous.
     
  6. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

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    Hence the phrase, "Do you want fries with that?"

    Words first spoken by Ray Kroc to Joan on Valentine's Day, 1959.
     
  7. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    Are you sure you're a guy? :D
     
  8. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    How about chocolate-covered strawberries instead of the flowers?
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

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    I haven't had a Valentine's Day date or girlfriend in many years.

    I probably won't this year, either, since I'm (A) suffering from a cold, and (B) don't have any prospects.

    But hey, Happy Valentine's Day to y'all in SportsJournalists.com nation. Boots it up if you get the chance.
     
  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Re: Valentine's Day Preview Thread

    I think you're a month early, Slappy. S&BJD is March 14.
     
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

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    In honor of Valentine's Day, I present my contribution to SportsJournalists.com karaoke ...

    You love her
    But she loves him
    And he loves somebody else
    You just can't win
    And so it goes
    Till the day you die
    This thing they call love
    It's gonna make you cry
    I've had the blues
    The reds and the pinks
    One thing for sure

    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah

    Two by two and side by side
    Love's gonna find you yes it is
    You just can't hide
    You'll hear it call
    Your heart will fall
    Then love will fly
    It's gonna soar
    I don't care for any Casanova thing
    All I can say is
    Love stinks

    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah

    I've been through diamonds
    I've been through minks
    I've been through it all
    Love stinks

    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    LOVE STINKS
    Love stinks yeah yeah


    I now return to my barstool. You may uncover your ears.

    Hey, 21 ... that's a humdinger of a red X you got goin' there.
     
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

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    The bears were trying Jones' idea, I had to shut them down for a while.
     
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