Happy Valentine's Day

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That's better.

 

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My plan: With card and one flower, wait outside girlfriend's place at 6 a.m. before she goes to work. Nice little surprise.

Lunch downtown, cooking dinner.

And maybe a little bootsing after dinner, if I'm lucky.

 

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21: I don't know any gal who would appreciate a gift card/certificate for a manicure/pedicure.
Be careful with the flowers.....red roses might scare her. Yellow are safe. Or stay away from roses altogether and get gerbera daisies.

 

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Stay strong WSKY

 

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Gerbera daisies? Go back to Russia.

 

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Wearing black. Without fail.

 

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Even at the grocery store ...

 

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There's a Hallmark moment in there somewhere---the gift that keeps on giving (head).

 

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Are tulips a bad idea? Roses seem so cliche.

 

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See, I believe that most women want what most men would want. Fuck the boring flowers shit.

Get home before she does.

Be a man and crack open some oysters your own damn self, laid out on ice. A raft of homemade French fries, skin still on 'em, lots of salt, served in a newspaper. An ice bucket of Corona.

Full and drunk, give her quality head -- none of that spelling the alphabet horseradish. Just some good head.

Share a smoke, whatever's your pleasure.

A fun, dumb movie on the couch.

Make out.

Fall into bed: clean, crisp sheets and new, expensive, feather pillows.

Ten hours of sleep.

Ta-da.

 

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With an approach like that, I can see why joe fell for you.

 

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I'm so romantic. I gave an Old Navy gift card and a 2G flash drive.
Oh, and candy.