Happy Valentine's Day

I know this event always brings great stress and rage to some of our members--and blissful joy to others--so I thought we should get an early start.

Tip for the day: Costco roses, $14 dozen. They'll be dead by the 15th, but by then you'll already have been laid.

Love and kisses to all.

 

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Might need some help from the ladies of the board, but guys feel free to help if you;ve been in my situation:
Just started seeing this girl for maybe two months. What do I do for V-Day present-wise? I know flowers, and I havemy presentation down, but I can't figure out what to get.
The birthday she celebrated on the 2nd was just as crazy for me.

 

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dick-in-a-box?

 

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Every single holiday, Zeke.

 

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And the best part: It coincides with Wednesday -- Steak and Blowjob day....

 

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Me and the soon-to-be-wife have boycotted the day for six years now. We treat it as another day.

 

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In all honesty, the GF would hide me if I spent money on flowers.

I'll make her a very nice dinner and get her a gift certificate for a massage.

That damn well better get me blown.

 

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Rachael would have that sausage steaming hot and on the plate in 30 minutes or less.

 

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But would it be butterflied?

 

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No.

Asshat.

 

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I like that idea ... but I fold under pressure every year.