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Happy Masturbation Month!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, May 13, 2011.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I do not wish to know what age was your first time, or how many apartments you've done the bin Laden un.
     
  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I've got to hand it to you for getting this up by yourself. You beat us all to it.
     
  3. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    Well played.
     
  4. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    A stroke of genius, to be sure.
     
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Some good songs on here for sure, but a month like this deserves it's own special anthem. With apologies to Kool and the Gang:

    Masturbate good times
    cum on ! - Let's masturbate
    It’s alright

    Masturbate good times
    cum on ! - Let's masturbate
    Stroke it right

    There's a party going on right here
    Down in my pants just to make it clear
    So bring your Kleenex and your lotion too
    we're gonna masturbate and spank out some love goo

    Let's all masturbate and have a good time

    Mas tur bation
    we gonna masturbate and have a good time.

    It's time to cum together
    So rub one out
    for your self pleasure
    everyone around the world
    cum on
    Woo hoo!
    Woo hoo!

    Masturbate good times
    cum on
    let's masturbate

    We're gonna rub and stroke it tonight
    let's masturbate
    Grab it tight

    we're gonna spill some splooge tonight ( Mas tur bation)
    let's masturbate (Mas tur bation)

    Masturbate good times
    cum on
    let's masturbate
    Squeal with delight

    Masturbate good times
    cum on
    it's a wet sensation.

    Masturbate good times
    cum on
    let's masturbate
    Yank and crank it all night

    Masturbate good times
    cum on
    Do some luv juice makin.

    Come on and masturbate - tonight
    'cause everyone’s gonna rub and tug it
    all night
    Let's masturbate
    masturbate good times
    cum on
     
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

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    AND WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT .... MASTURBATION!!!!
     
  7. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Sally Draper approves.
     
  8. sportsguydave

    sportsguydave Active Member

    Two words for ya: Ann Coulter.
     
  9. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Whip it out at the ballgame,
    wave it 'round at the crowd,
    dip it in peanuts and cracker jack,
    I don't care if you give it a whack,
    So it's jerk, jerk, jerk at the ballgame,
    if you don't cum it's a shame,
    for it's one, two, you're covered with goo
    at the old ballgame.
     
  10. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    The last verse of the unreleased Springsteen song "In Freehold" -
    - first played in 1996 and then again in 1999-2000 - goes like this:
    Well I got a good catholic education.....here in Freehold...
    Led to an awful lot of masturbation here in Freehold....
    Father it was just something I did for a smile.....
    Hell I still get a good one off once in a while.....
    And dedicate it to Freehold.....
     
  11. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    "When masturbation's lost its fun, You're f*cking lonely." -- William Joseph Armstrong
     
  12. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Paul Reubens approves
     
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