Happy Leap Day!

Thank you, Mike, for realizing the dedication.

I generally call her a week later and say "Happy Mother's Day! How does it feel, to celebrate a week after you should have? Selfish bitch!" and hang up.

Stupid caller ID.

 

Workers of the world go on strike today!!!
Including vacations/sick days/etc. you only get paid for 365 days of work. Today would make the 366th day, meaning you're working and not getting paid.
Stage a one-day strike!!!

(I heard on the news some weird labor group is trying to push this idea)

 

Well, it is the greatest month in the universe. So, there is that.

 

Technology always seems to make us its bitches. Bill Gates will get his eventually.

 

32?
I wouldn't have put you a day past 25.

 

God how I love you.

 

I thought June had a 30th every year
Why do we have a calendar where 7 months have 31 days, 4 have 30 and 1 has 28 days? Wouldn't it be easier to give Feb.30 days, then have 7 months with 30 days, 5 months with 31 days and every four years have a sixth month with 31 days?

 

June 31. God I suck today.

 

What is logic?

 

Bite your damn tongue. We don't need more winter days.

 

Fuck leap day. Twenty-nine is bad luck number for me. Something bad is going to happen ...

 

I've never had a problem with prime numbers.