Happy Holidays. Gift Headline category

Thanks, 21, for the condom/load clip. Haven't laughed that hard in some time.

And, though I posted this a few weeks ago, it still makes me laugh/cringe:

 

And another NY Post classic

 

don't have a hard copy...but this one made me chuckle at my old stop...

http://www.newbernSportsJournalists.com/news/pizza_38762___article.html/bridgeton_bus.html

 

Aw, crap, my ass would have been toasted if I had written anything that creative.

Come to think of it, once I was informed I was toast anyway, I freakin' should have. Dammit!!

 

I've never forgotten this one (although I forget the newspaper) regarding George Ball, a former US ambassador to the United Nations:
"Ball a Master Debator"

 

Oh my. There are no words. That's phenomenal.

 

The Ike-Tina one was one of my favorites of the past few years.

I <3 the New York Post.

 

What in the name of god does this mean?

 

It's a heart! Good christ.

 

Years and years ago, we ran a headline about Ray Floyd at one of those PGA special events:

Floyd gets four skins

I kid you not.

 

Ha...we were a little too vocal at my old shop about our headline intentions if George Mason had won an NCAA tournament game without the suspended Tony Skinn. Our "Patriots do it for Skinn" headline was quickly nixed by the bossman.