Happy Festivus!

i'm here for your amusement.

 

Perhaps instead of subscribing, I should just send you a check for $60 every year.

 

hell, i'll even send you a free cd.

 

That, my friend, is the spirit of the Festivus season! Just make sure to yell "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE" before you tip it the first time.

 

BOOKIE: You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

CHARLIE: (faintly) I'm a man.

 

"Who's the suit?"

BTW, just in case you want your own pole:
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

 

I got mine, a 6-footer, for $51 with shipping.

 

I was going to buy the big one, but the g/f was slightly opposed to that purchase. A buddy mentioned he was going to get me the small one, so I'm hoping he comes through.

I'm getting him this:

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/slippery%20pete/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.172725253/pNo_172725253/id_22424938/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_

 

We will cut away from the Leafs/Atlanta game for this.

 

Jeebus, did it come with KY or Astroglide for that price?

 

I won't know until I see it at my parents' place. It was $38, then $13 for shipping. I figured I'll have it for years, so it'll be worth it. Plus my friends will happy as hell to see it, and that's worth $51 to me.

 

Your friends enjoy seeing you with a 6-footer? Whatever floats their boat, I suppose.