Happy Easter!

Ya, it's not quite Sunday, but I could not wait to post this. Just too awesome in its awfulness.

 

You know what the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 days of the year? Kicking ass.

The elevator scene at the 1:31 mark is glorious.

 

Now time for the time-honored tradition of horrifiying little children by ripping the heads off of dozens of little marshmallow peeps.

 

Saw this on Twitter:

@jesus: Don't call it a comeback.

 

Come on, people! It's frikkin' Easter. Post on this thread, you leftist heathens.

 

Cadbury Cream Eggs and Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs will be on sale tomorrow. yay.

And, a holiday special:

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/kill-bunny.html

 

I found an awesome candy today I had never seen before: Reester Bunnies -- chocolate rabbits filled with peanut butter.

 

The Easter Bunny kicked his ass:

 

We attended a "contemporary" worship service this morning. Would it hurt them to work a traditional version of "Amazing Grace" or "Up From The Grave He Arose" into the setlist between songs written by the "Praise Leader" (aka the lead guitarist/vocalist)?

Also, I counted four men wearing shorts and flip-flops. While that's my normal attire from April-September, I was a little shocked by that. I wore a cotton/linen suit, sans tie. I was one of only three people wearing suit jackets/sport coats. As my wife said, it was one of the few times in my life I've been overdressed.

 

I'd have no problem with a mass marshmallow peep suicide pact. Hate those little buggers.

 

How in the everloving fuck are we friends?