Happy Columbus Day For IJAG

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Thank you, dear sir.

However, he looks like he just got done with some severe chemo and his hair is growing back. What the hell happened to him?

 

Hi, I'm the rose.
Where did my bloom go?

 

Maggie must be siphoning off his good looks, because she gets hotter every time I see her.

 

She don't need no doctor, 'cause she knows what's ailin' me.
Stay away.
You have been warned.

 

*popping popcorn*

 

I'm all set in the woman department, Fenian. She's all yours. I'll admire her good looks from afar.

 

Hand me a beer, wouldja?

 

Damn. So am I.
I knew something would go wrong.
SKAARRRRRRSSSSSGAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDD!

 

I didn't know we were telling others.

 

I agree. Not the best shot. Too bad.