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Happy (C)hanuk(k)ah!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Dyno, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    I wish my fellow SportsJournalists.com Jews a happy Chanukah! Enjoy your latkes everyone!
  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    My goy hat's off to the Jews o' SportsJournalists.com and the world on this festival of lights.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    happy hanukah to my fellow chosen people. i'm going to roll gimels all diggity night!
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I'm not Jewish, but this seems like the perfect time to break out my buddy Adam:

    Put on your yarmulke
    Here comes chanukah
    So much funukah
    To celebrate chanukah
    Chanukah is the festival of lights
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
    Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
    David lee roth lights the menorah
    So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

    Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
    Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
    Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
    Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

    You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
    cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

    Put on your yarmulke
    Its time for chanukah
    The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
    Celebrates chanukah

    O.j. simpson, not a jew
    But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
    We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
    Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

    Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
    Well hes not, but guess who is
    All three stooges
    So many jews are in showbiz
    Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

    Tell your friend veronica
    Its time to celebrate chanukah
    I hope I get a harmonicah
    Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
    So drink your gin and tonicah
    And smoke your marijuanikah
    If you really, really wannakah
    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
    Happy chanukah
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