Happy Birthday, Write-Brained!

I think the "cheerleaders" at the game were probably strippers moonlighting. They were skaaaaanky. The hot pant outfits were nasty enough, but they each had like three colors of hair and were blatantly out of sync while dancing.

I would love to break that story: "Strippers are half-time show at family hockey game."

 

They probably are just Hooters girls. Cut 'em some slack.

 

Happy birthday to a nosy newsy!

 

Actually, I think you're right. Some of the T-shirts they were throwing into the crowd said Hooters. Good thing I don't eat at Hooters anymore.

 

I've eaten (out) (a)t Hooters (girl). What?

 

Classic. It's a goal of mine to eat at every Hooters restaurant on the East Coast before I expire.

 

Really? I always heard the wings were good.

 

not just good, but life-altering.

 

You could say the same thing about Clever's meal, seeing as how Herpes never goes away ...

 

The food at Hooters is unbelievable. Few burgers are better, in my opinion. And the jalapeno chili cheese fries are almost worth slaying a head or two.

 

Yes, so are the Hooters herpes.

 

Never put your tool in anything you wouldn't eat.