Happy Birthday, Uma!

And that was 100 times more offensive than anything I've posted.

 

she's never been to mendocino (that I am aware of) but I'm hoping for a pleasent evening of gift giving nonetheless.

And, FWIW, yes. I posted a thread calling for an end to happy birthday threads. Half in jest, 75 percent serious. I then acknowledged it was posted in a moment of pointless aggrivation over eight threads on the front page, apologized, told people to carry on and went along with the gag by wishing my daughter, who is cuter than anyone else's daughter, a happy 7th B-Day.

That's how my mind works.

 

That's, like, 125 percent ...

Just trying to make you a smidgeon more contemporary.

Happy b-day Uma. I don't care what anyone else says -- You were fantastic in My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

 

I was going for the the extra 25 percent. THAT's how I roll.

And she sucked in that movie. Actually, that entire movie sucked. Other than Kill Bill, I relly think he cinematic highmark was as Poison Ivy in Batman, and that sucked.

But snuggling up to her body double when I come home from work helps me overlook her 'acting' career.