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Happy birthday, Slappy - the big 5-0!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WolvEagle, Oct 8, 2011.

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  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Happy birthday, amigo. Paul Finebaum wishes you warm fuzzies.
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 8, 2011
    #13
  2. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Happy Birthday, Slapmeister. The Union of Jeopardy Champions, Cal State Fullerton baseball fans and golf whores all salute you today by staying off your lawn.
     
    Birdscribe, Oct 8, 2011
    #14
  3. SportsGuyBCK

    SportsGuyBCK Active Member

    Damn Slappy ... you're only 50? I guess that time with iRace.com put about 10 years on ya ... :)
     
    SportsGuyBCK, Oct 8, 2011
    #15
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday to a really young guy.
     
    JR, Oct 8, 2011
    #16
  5. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Happy birthday! Celebrate well! One of your fans wanted to stop by with a little cake!

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    Magic In The Night, Oct 8, 2011
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  6. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday!
     
    JakeandElwood, Oct 8, 2011
    #18
  7. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Fifty? Holy crap, that's old!!

    :)

    (Hope it was a good birthday, man)
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Oct 9, 2011
    #19
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Happy belated ... wick stole the idea. Perhaps a couple of real St. Louis-based interviews are in order?
     
    Sam Mills 51, Oct 9, 2011
    #20
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Thanks all. Began the day sipping Jack Daniel's when I got home from work. Ended it cleaning up diarrhea off the rug -- not mine, the dog's... there's a lesson in there somewhere
     
    slappy4428, Oct 9, 2011
    #21
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

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    "What's that? You want me to kill BYH for your birthday? Aww geez Slap I'd--I'd--I'd really love to but I'm kinda laid up right now. I--I--I--I know I'm useless. I'm sorry. Maybe for your 51st?"
     
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    BYH, Oct 9, 2011
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  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Hello? Is this the machine? I didn't hear a beep, can I leave a message? Hello? Usually I hear the beep. Hello? Well. Slappy dear, may I call you Slappy, I feel I know you, my 21 and her Boom say such nice things, do I know any of your people, dear? Perhaps from Bnai Zion? Although it isn't Jewish name, is it, are you any relation to Slappy White? Do you remember Slappy White? Lou, remember when we saw Slappy White on that cruise with the Goldblatt's when Marv Goldblatt's toupee blew into I SAID WHEN MARV GOLDBLATT'S TOUPEE BLEW INTO THE EVERGLADES? NO, NOT RAZOR BLADES, EVERGLADES! WHERE WE SAW SLAPPY WHITE! Well, I just wanted to wish you happy new year, Shana Tova to your people, unless you're somehow related to Slappy White and then it's probably not your new year is it, LOU, PUT THE RAZOR BLADES BACK, oh, is it also your birthday dear? Happy birthday! Perhaps you'll join us for Thanksgiving this year? We'll be at LOU! NO RAZOR BLADES! I have to go dear, I hope there was a beep, I didn't hear anything, you never know with these [BEEP!] things, happy birthday dear...
     
    21, Oct 9, 2011
    #23
  12. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Happy Happy

    Drinks are on me:

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    Machine Head, Oct 9, 2011
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