Happy Birthday, Piotr!!!!

I feel like us Lakers fans have to stick together.

It's a shame I can't get paid for this stupid shit, because it's way more fun than my real job.

 

Now I know what birthday present I'd most want to get.

 

Shaq knocking on your door at 3:30 a.m.? Wow, dools...had no idea.

And no pressure, DD, but if I don't get one of these on my birthday, it will taint the memory of the birthday I spent with you and Jones and Hustle in DC. Just saying.

 

Will do.

But you should know...

Headbutt is so furious you selectively edited his presence out of your memory that night, he's listening to KISS albums on Vol. 11 and lighting shit on fire in his front yard.

Clubber, on the other hand, just vowed to cut you. Had he done it that time, you might not have forgotten.

 

Well I couldn't remember if we had outed Clubber as having been there or not. It was two years ago. And we didn't meet up with Headbutt until later (along with Clubber) so I just kind of mentally went around the table at that first bar and listed everyone.

 

Me: Hey, there's more posts after Double Down's! More birthday wishes!

(checks to see the thread become people begging DD for similar greatness in their own birthday threads; not even BYH stopped to give good wishes).

Awww . . . . . . man.

The Wife: No new birthday wishes for Muffin?

Me (despondent): Nope. But let me read DD's post again . . .

Seriously, thanks, everyone. Appreciate the birthday wishes. It's been another good one for me.

I never get what I really want for my birthday, but hopefully Al Davis will pass away (or retire) soon and get the wheels rolling in that direction.

 

Honestly, I was going to say "happy birthday to one of the board's true good guys, someone who is able to play peacemaker and tell both sides they're acting like shitheads without ending up in the scrum himself." Alas, DD made me laugh so hard I forgot the happy birthday part.

But since you're going to beg for good wishes, the hell with my sentiments. Sci-fi sucks!

 

Dead. To. Me!!!!!![/girlgeek]

 

Happy birthday. May USC figure out a way to earn a legitimate No. 1 vote next year.

 

Happy birthday, even if the Dodgers beat the shite out of the Cubs!

And DD, you should get paid for those. Freaking awesome!

 

Happy b-day, P.

 

Hey I'm married to a sci-fi geek. At least until the two of you meet and she leaves me to go to "grad school."