Happy birthday, Perenially Overrated!

is that kind of like, things to do in denver when you're dead?

 

I'm not in Denver, jerkface.

And yes.

 

I had no idea so many people hated you, BYH.

I hope I didn't have anything to do with it. I'd feel awfully guilty if that were the case.

 

I'm not going to kill you while you sleep, Mikey.

I'll do it while you're awake and "talking" to a girl.

If that ever happens.

 

Looks like I'm gonna live for a while.

 

you'll be rotting before mikey ever gets ass, chief.

 

Yeah.

Son of a ...

 

Yeah but the same can be said for people who haven't been born yet.

 

This is by far the strangest thread I have ever started.

 

That's it. I'm lacing up my kicks, and the three of us are going stomping for mullets.

 

yeah, mikey probably will get some ass about the same time stan grows tired of licking his absent nutsack.

shit, maybe mikey is stan?

 

Dude, Stan is going ATM on his girlfriend right now in front of me as I watch TV (hi Sam!).

Mikey won't get that close to a girl for at least another five years.