Happy birthday, lono

Can't say enough good things about lono or the strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords. Happy everything, always, and thank you, to infinity.

 

'Gola, Lono has women he goes to blues clubs with in Phoenix, women he goes to strip clubs with in Florida, and a woman he goes sailing with in the Chesapeake. When he wants to elevate the tone, he has a classics professor he has lunch with near here. I just don't see SLC fitting into the rotation .

(Same here.)

 

I'll be damned. I had no idea lono and waterytart were husband and wife.

Next thing you know, 21 will have a boyfriend on the board or something.

 

I swear to god I saw him in the SLC airport.

(Convince your man-pie to show up in West Texas after a Texas Speedway event and then we can meet. I'll even bring along the elusive future-Mrs.).

 

Once again: Go find yourself.

 

Happy birthday to a man whose posts are always full of good information, and devoid of douchebaggery.

Have a great one, lono.

 

Yeah, and there's this guy on the board that has a ketchup issue. Maybe you'll find that one out someday. Oh, and there's this pathetic dude with more than 40,0...o never mind.

 

You're only at 39,590.

 

No way that happens. Too much class for her to date the likes of our riff-raff.

 

Thanks one and all for the kind words and well wishes.

And 'Gola, it wasn't me in SLC. I would have loved to see you and the future-Mrs. 'Gola, but I haven't been west of the Mississippi so far this year. That will change next month.

Dools: As far as getting my present? No worries there:

 

Happy birthday lono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat cake and drink something alcoholic.