Happy Birthday, IJAG

Happy Birthday IJAG!

 

To my fellow Manilow fan, have a Barry happy birthday...

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who'da believed that you were part of a dream?
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see, I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well I'm finding it hard leavin' your love behind me

And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you...

 

I don't have much time at all...



...to tell IJAG what she means to me, but I'll do my best.

It's so important to have a friend who is there to help me up when life sends me flying off the horse...



...who does not hold my embarrassing, selfish behavior against me...



...and remains loyal to me even when my lack of stamina in this friendship leaves her disappointed.



I would do anything for a friend whom I just can't get...just can't get...just can't get enough...



...at least that's what I thought until you asked me to act out your sickest fantasy...



...with the wife of your favorite player...



...for whom you carry an...



All I can hope is that you'll forgive me, and that you have a great birthday, because anything less than the best is a felony.



Will I ever stop? I don't know. May this be the year she ties you up and asks you who's the boss...



...while this guy twirls his bat and watches.



May none of the next 365 days include any of this...



...on any of these:



Well, look at that. For once I lasted a long time. I'm a fuckin' stud.



So let me just wish a very happy birthday to one of my very best friends, someone whose friendship I value a great deal and someone whom I'm so proud of! Oh shit. I ended a sentence with a preposition. Please be gentle.

 

Happy Birthday IJAG! I hope you had a great day.

 

"I got 99 problems but IJAG ain't one."

"Thanks to IJAG, this program got back out of the doldrums at a much faster pace."


"I'll bet I can make IJAG care about Duke football. Now to see what can be done in Florida ... "


"Forget that guy Chopin. I get my motivation from IJAG's best compositions."


"I'm carrying this touchdown home for IJAG. She deserves nothing but the best."

 

Happy Birthday IJAG! Hope its a great one - despite having to work.

 

Happy birthday!

 

Anybody who doesn't love IJAG is a dummy -- a dummy, I say!

Happy day, sweet girl!

 

Beej, that was brilliant!

 

Try that.
The driver's heavily medicated, though.

 

Yeah, still nothing Fens. But it's teh thought that counts!

BYH, that right there is why I love you more than just about anyone on earth. I am blessed to have you in my life.