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Happy Birthday, Groucho Marx

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Oct 2, 2010.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Would have been 110 today. But a man is only as old as the woman he feels.

    If you've never read the classic Roger Evert interview, Go! And never darken my towels again!

  2. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Groucho still rules.
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Whatever it is, I'm against it.

    Just wait 'til I get through with it.

    Darwin/Huxley: Off the board.
  4. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    The beauty of Groucho is that he's so far in the past that if you're under 30 years old and can quote him, people think you're the wittiest man alive in a bar.

    Same goes for Mark Twain.

    My favorite Groucho quote is on politics.

    "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."


    "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Funny, since we were talking about him a little while ago (anniversary of his death, maybe), I put 'Duck Soup' in our Netflix queue. It was pretty far down the list.
    Now it's scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Hello, I must be going.
  7. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Of course, in Alabama, the tusks are looser.

    12 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth.
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll take Five and Ten in Woolworth.
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
  10. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Netflix has yet to stock "Horsefeathers", which is an American Tragedy (their not stocking Horsefeathers . . . not Horsefeathers, itself).

    Cut the cards.
  11. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

  12. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    I checked the spelling before I inputted it, too. Go figure. Glad to see.
    It's the proper time of year for it.
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