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Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ServeItUp, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyright infringement. His left and right legs are known as Law and Order, respectively.
     
    doubledown68, Mar 10, 2010
    #25
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Chuck's friends gave him a birthday cake today.

    He ate the whole thing before they could tell him there was a stripper inside it.
     
    Double J, Mar 10, 2010
    #26
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Batman, Mar 10, 2010
    #27
  4. Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.

    Corky Ramirez up on 94th St. Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
     
    Corky Ramirez up on 94th St., Mar 10, 2010
    #28
  5. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Chuck Norris destroyed the table of elements.

    The only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
     
    Double J, Mar 10, 2010
    #29
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, Chuck Norris.
     
    expendable, Mar 11, 2010
    #30
  7. Michael Echan

    Michael Echan Member

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    Michael Echan, Mar 11, 2010
    #31
  8. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.

    Chuck Norris is a man of few words. He is not a man of few roundhouse kicks.
     
    doubledown68, Mar 11, 2010
    #32
  9. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    This little old man can still kick plenty of ass.
     
    Drip, Mar 11, 2010
    #33
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