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Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ServeItUp, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris put the lump in Ann Coulter's throat.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Mar 10, 2009
    #13
  2. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    It's also my brother's birthday today. But my brother can't divide by zero.
     
    OTD, Mar 10, 2009
    #14
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Lump? I thought it was an Adam's apple.
     
    forever_town, Mar 10, 2009
    #15
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays. It's just another year Cole Hamels lets him live.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Mar 10, 2009
    #16
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Chuck Norris knows how to save newspapers.
     
    mustangj17, Mar 10, 2009
    #17
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Chuck Norris uses California redwoods as birthday candles.

    Chuck Norris has killed many a man with a Best Buy gift card.
     
    Trey Beamon, Mar 10, 2009
    #18
  7. micke77

    micke77 Member

    and I'd love to have Chuck Norris kick Madoff from here to Folsom Prison.
    yea, just Chuck and Madoff in a room.
    and for no more than five minutes cuz it wouldn't take long for Chuck to take care of that wuss.
     
    micke77, Mar 10, 2009
    #19
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    He can't count to infinity, either.

    One of my faves - Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
     
    Double J, Mar 10, 2009
    #20
  9. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

     
    forever_town, Mar 10, 2009
    #21
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    69 is the new Chuck Norris.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Mar 10, 2010
    #22
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris actually laughs out loud when he says LOL!
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 10, 2010
    #23
  12. doctorx

    doctorx Member

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
     
    doctorx, Mar 10, 2010
    #24
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