Happy Birthday, Bud_Bundy!

(Thus sayeth the Fallout Shelter.)

How old is he? According to the DOB he lists at the shelter, he's um, .... older than Webby.

Let's just say dude's got plenty of experience and leave it at that.

The guy definitely knows how to celebrate, though:

 

Happy birthday Bud_Bundy!

 

He said how old he was on here once, and I was shocked. I thought he was much younger

 

Happy Birthday Bud! Hope its a great day!

 

It's go time.



Happy birthday.

 

Who?

I don't think I've ever seen him post on here or the fallout shelter...

 

Happy birthday Bud_Bundy, he of the fancy wedding ring.

 

Because I have free time. ...

 

I don't post much, but I lurk a lot. Imagine my surprise seeing 'ol Bud's name in headlines here. Yep, turned the big 6-0. For those who posted, thanks.

 

He's even older than spnited?!

That's unpossible!

 

You know, F_T, Spnited's going to break down one of these times, and it'll be because of you. He'll come sopping around to each and every thread to refute your jokes, whimpering on the keyboard and telling us all how sensitive he really is, and that if you only knew what it was like to be the focal point of every joke for something you can't help -- growing older; which you're doing, too ... uncontrollably -- like his sobbing -- and it won't be pretty.

And what are you going to do, F_T? What will you do? You're going to hurt, and you're going to feel bad about it, and you're going to apologize profusely, and you're going to delete every joke you've made about him until all that's left of your posts are Stevie Nicks' songs and cracks at my sorry sex life -- way down to 2,791 posts.

Is that what you want, F_T? Is that what you really want?



Hope the birthday was swell, Bud. And the basement room rules; don't ever give it up.

 

You have an unusual imagination, Mikey.

Not happening any time soon.