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Happy 58th to ON-J, and a joke

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by micropolitan guy, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Happy 58th birthday to Olivia Newton-John, one of the hotter babes of my youth.

    And here's a great joke. Carry on, everyone!

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his
    confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

    She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

    He thanked her and went back to his golf.

    On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.

    She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."

    Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

    He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

    The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also.

    "What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

    "No, I won't", he responded.

    "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

    With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath while his sides ached and his face turned bright red .

    She said, "See I knew you would laugh."

    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H... so I'm still a hole behind you."
  2. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Donna Douglas, a/k/a Ellie Mae Clampett, turns 74 today, FWIW.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Q: What's better than sweat on Olivia Newton-John?

    A: Cum on Eileen!

    (stupid junior high joke circa 1983)
  4. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    Any references to Dexy's Midnight Rebels is good in my book!
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