Happy 57th b-day, No-Talent Ass Clown

Said I loved your music, but I lied.

 

You don't celebrate his entire catalog?

 

After you take away the songs by others, Bolton's catalog is an insert.

 

Not a big Bolton fan, but "When I'm Back On My Feet Again" is an amazing song. It's helped me through some pretty bad times.

 

I'm shocked that there isn't a poster who has nabbed No-Talent Ass Clown for a user name.

Frankly - I thought Bolton was a pioneer in the fashioning the Nullet for people with receding hairlines who still try an pull off the mullet.

 

Why would someone take my name away from me?

 

Welcome back, Jason Whitlock.

 

He is the one that sucks.

 

Not to get off topic, but Whitlock's latest, a take on the Kornheiser-Storm thing is pretty tasteless.
There is an art to veering between satire and serious commentary, the problem with Whitlock sometimes is I can never be sure which is which.

 

I thought No-Talent Ass Clown could refer to a newspaper executive.

 

Why are we doing Federline's 57th so far in advance ???

 

My (thankfully) limited experience with Whitlock's style of writing leads me to believe he is capable of neither satire nor serious commentary.

He's an ass-hat with a word processor, a shtick, an inflated ego and a gift for self-promotion. That's it.

Oh, wait. He also has a brain-dead audience that, inexplicably, thinks he has something interesting and profound to say.