Happy 35th, Blazing Saddles

Surprised nobody's used this one yet:
Sir, he specifically requested two "niggers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

 

Thank god I'm crude as hell.

 

[singing] Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!

 

the cruder, the lewder, the better.
just reading everybody's posts on this and the lines used, i am laughing my ass off....
and that great scene where they come up on the legendary Count Basie and his orchestra in the desert.

 

You said rape twice.

I liked rape.

 

.....Matthew, Mark, Luke.....and duck!

 

Sometimes, just to relieve boredom or check to see if co-workers still have a pulse, i'll say something like, "well, you'd do it for Randolph Scott."
the reaction is priceless.

like, "what in the wide, wide world of sports....."

 

'Scuse me while I whip this out: We actually cover a high school named Rockridge.

Makes me want to try and push the building over every time.

 

"Stampeding cattle? That doesn't sound so bad."

"Through the Vatican?"

"Kinky! Sign here."

 

Holy lord, ANOTHER one?
We have to take IJAG to the SportsJournalists.com Hellplex for an entire day so she can catch up.

 

I'll sit in the back row with you.

 

Most underrated line in the movie:

``Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!''