Happy 10th anniversary, Greatest Fanboy Board Post Ever

I'm not sure the point was ever that it was real. Just funny.

 

It read like a prehistoric Tucker Max post, which the author would likely take as a compliment.

 

I still say this would make an amazing movie.

Who plays the UT Kid?

 

I think something like 35 beers are accounted for by one person in the story, minus the tailgating.

Add to that a bottle of Zima, a 750 of Beam, an undetermined amount of Vodka, two tequila shots, several shots of the liquor at the apartment.

Not the first time I've read it, but I feel wasted after doing so. I would be dead, and most of you probably would be as well.

 

That always makes me laugh.

 

My choice...