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Hamburgers now weapons

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by sportschick, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Becasue it doesn't really warrent its own thread:

    RIP Egg McMuffin dude.

    From: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hXGNuzGh7W1P5yK8wdlzne2rkXVgD8VLFVAG3
     
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I guess God needed a breakfast sandwich.
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    But did he die before or after breakfast?
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    BOING!
     
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  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Somewhere, there's a half finished Egg McMuffin.
     
  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    If you have no sexual organs, I think you can get away with walking around naked.
     
  7. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    What I meant to say, according to my lawyers, is that Jack in the Box is a fine young man. My original post has been corrected to show the change. But Wendy? Who-were! A dirty who-were!

    And, Captain Kirk, if you like closely I'm wearing a purple diaper to hide my genitalia, kind of like chimps do in the movies. I don't want to frighten the kids with my quarter pounder -- if you know what I'm saying.
     
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    If it's with cheese, you might want to get that checked out.
     
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Um, I think I'll pass on looking closely.
     
  10. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Yes, and you can upload pics of your stool to them! BOWLBATTLE.com (all caps meant to emulate echoing voice of God)
     
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  11. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    When I was a kid, somebody once broke a window in our house with a stale Hostess Snowball.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I forget the site's name. But when I was in college, I saw a Web site dedicated to feces -- not scatlovers.com; I saw that in high school (my sister still hates it when I make it her home page, by the way). I laughed my butt off at one of the pictures on the first site: It was a deuce with a McDonald's flag in its center, as if it was proclaiming the newfound territory Ronald's.
     
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