Hamburgers now weapons

i still want some of what you're having.

 

Handhocks?

 

i don't even know what that is.

 

Oh yeah you do.

 

Wait, there's a website documenting turds?

My life finally has meaning.

 

If you're gonna throw a burger at me, at least have the decency to toss some fries as well.

And Trey's picture of that dude with the assault rifle sitting in front of MCD's is very disturbing to me.

 

I am stunned. Stunned, I tell you!

(Mainly because Checkers/Rally's is not involved.)

 

Just seeing this thread reminded me how much I miss this:

 

Stop using food as a weapon.

 

You might not be alive after eating the entire 100X100.

 

Let me chime in here:

First of all, McDonalds and all employees at McDonalds, Inc., would like to apologize to the motorist allegedly struck by one of our hamburgers -- hamburgers, by the way, that are grilled fresh daily and served with McDonald's signature fries. In fact, high quality is one of our highest priorities. From our meats to our cheese, our produce to our eggs, we're comitted to serving the best to you. I'm lovin' it!

Secondly, we'd like to thank all the fat Americans who make us rich by stuffing your tubby faces with our cholesterol-filled death sandwiches. Keep shoveling our grease into your pie holes America! In fact, do it with one of our applie pies.

Thank you -- and remember Jack in Box is allegedly a child molesting son of a bitch a fine young man,

Grimace

 

My avatar resents that last inference and wants to know how you get away with walking around bare-ass naked all the time. You will be hearing from his lawyer.