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Halloween costumes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by bigpern23, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    ... Which reminds me of the penis costume a friend wore one year, complete with giant balls and a can of whipped cream he shot off from the top.

    ... And the next year, when he went as a guy being eaten by a shark. Hard to explain.

    My best effort was going as Optimus Prime in Grade 2. Think giant red box.
  2. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    I was thinking about going as a priest.

    To make my costume look authentic, I think I'll bring my 10-year old nephew to the party.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I think this year I might have to go as Whitlock. The best part is that it will require very little actual costuming... just need to add a few little, distinguishing touches to my bad self.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I may go as you and hold a sign in front of my face. How famous are you, Ragu?
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    What will the sign say?
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Not sure:

    Trick or Treat?
    Drew Bledsoe gay?
    Beauty is only paper deep?
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I hope there are some Ryan Sonner costumes left.
  8. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    I went in full hockey gear last year, skates and everything. It was well received, except drunk women kept racking me in the crotch to see if I was wearing a cup, too. Which, thankfully, I was.
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I'd like to dress up like Ryan Sonner. Unfortunately, I have no idea what God looks like.
  10. I had a friend who went one year as a priest. His costume was complete with a male doll in the sucking-him-off position.

    Halloween might be the most underrated holiday. When else do you find so many women out dressed up so sluttily?
  11. grrlhack

    grrlhack Member

    My buddy and I went to a party one time in our karate uniforms. I put all kinds of fake blood and cuts on me and gave myself a black eye and she went with none of that. Then, in the no-talent contest, we basically went through our self-defense moves to the sounds of "Kung-fu fighting" with me attacking her and it made it look like she kicked the shit out of me. It was cool. I've also gone as a vampire and as a biker babe. (That was fun!) Our ME used to throw a kick-ass party every year. I miss those.

    If you're lazy and don't want to invest time. The serial/cereal killer is an easy one. Another easy one is give yourself a black eye, then get some poster board and cut out the letter "p" about 10 times. Then you can go as a black-eyed pea!
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Wear a suit and go as a responsible adult....
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