Halloween costumes

... Which reminds me of the penis costume a friend wore one year, complete with giant balls and a can of whipped cream he shot off from the top.

... And the next year, when he went as a guy being eaten by a shark. Hard to explain.

My best effort was going as Optimus Prime in Grade 2. Think giant red box.

 

I was thinking about going as a priest.

To make my costume look authentic, I think I'll bring my 10-year old nephew to the party.

 

I may go as you and hold a sign in front of my face. How famous are you, Ragu?

 

Not sure:

Trick or Treat?
Drew Bledsoe gay?
Beauty is only paper deep?

 

I hope there are some Ryan Sonner costumes left.

 

I went in full hockey gear last year, skates and everything. It was well received, except drunk women kept racking me in the crotch to see if I was wearing a cup, too. Which, thankfully, I was.

 

I'd like to dress up like Ryan Sonner. Unfortunately, I have no idea what God looks like.

 

I had a friend who went one year as a priest. His costume was complete with a male doll in the sucking-him-off position.

Halloween might be the most underrated holiday. When else do you find so many women out dressed up so sluttily?

 

My buddy and I went to a party one time in our karate uniforms. I put all kinds of fake blood and cuts on me and gave myself a black eye and she went with none of that. Then, in the no-talent contest, we basically went through our self-defense moves to the sounds of "Kung-fu fighting" with me attacking her and it made it look like she kicked the shit out of me. It was cool. I've also gone as a vampire and as a biker babe. (That was fun!) Our ME used to throw a kick-ass party every year. I miss those.

If you're lazy and don't want to invest time. The serial/cereal killer is an easy one. Another easy one is give yourself a black eye, then get some poster board and cut out the letter "p" about 10 times. Then you can go as a black-eyed pea!

 

Wear a suit and go as a responsible adult....